Where to get Happy Endings and other things that make you smile :)

Ken Melvoin-Berg — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 05:40:46 +0000

I started the first Sex Tour in the USA that involves the history of sex, information about BDSM, swinging, prostitution, pornography and all other things sexual in the Windy City through my company Weird Chicago Tours. Sunny Megatron and I also teach classes about sexuality, electric play, BDSM, hosting bachelorette parties and a whole lot more. We also host a Sex Tour the last Friday of every month from 7pm to 10pm. In the past we have brought people to porn shoots, transvestite shoe stores, saw dildo and vibrator demos, talked with sex workers, witnessed a live sex act, eaten chocolates in the shape of Kama Sutra figures and play a game called “Spot the Ho” where we look for street walkers. Is it politically correct, no. Is it fun, yes.

In my business dealings as a tour company owner, author and psychic (I deal with ghosts, psychic stuff and sex related businesses) I come across some amazing information. One of the most requested bits of information, that is not normally known, are the “professional” websites. By professional, I mean the oldest profession, prostitution. People are fascinated by this almost more than anything I talk about. By linking this article and not by linking the sites directly you are also saving yourself some hassles legally because you are not directly giving others information on where to “obtain” sex for cash, but are doing so indirectly.

The first site I will tell you about “allegedly” gives information on where to meet ladies of the night (no not vampires) in any area. This site is made and reviewed by “Hobbyists” or “Johns”. They give a review of the appearance, friendliness, cleanliness, professionalism, looks, attitude and determine if the lady is a good lay. When you go to the website and check out the “Reviews”. This website has changed recently so you have to become a VIP member in order to get to the juicy stuff. To check it out go to The Erotic Review.

Happy endings (a massage followed by a negotiated sexual act such as a blow job or a hand job) can be had in nearly any seedy massage parlor. In order to get a review and find the the best fit for you, there is a review website you should examine. Even better for travelers this website is across the USA. Check out Rub Maps.

Play safe, wrap your rascal and enjoy!

Ken Melvoin-Berg “Psychicken”

Fucksaw one year later . . .

Ken Melvoin-Berg — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:25:09 +0000

I just gave an interview with the Chicago Tribune about the Northwestern event one year later. We still haven’t been paid for the original event. If President Shapiro decides to man-up and pay us what he owes us, we will donate 100% of the money to the Northwestern University student group Sexual Health and Assault … Continue reading »

New Classes!

Ken Melvoin-Berg — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:09:23 +0000

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Sunny Megatron and I are proud to be teaching a monthly class on BDSM and Sex-Ed related subjects at Taboo Tabou. They have a great new space for classes and burlesque shows upstairs. We have a lineup that will help both the total beginner as well as the jaded pros out there. We will be teaching one class there every month for the next year.

Here is a sneak peek at what our first four classes will be:

Wednesday, March 7th, 2012 from 7pm to 9pm: Zap! Electric Play

Wednesday, April 4th, 2012 from 7pm to 9pm: How to throw the World’s best Bachelorette Party!

Wednesday, April 18th, 2012 from 7pm to 9pm: Consent & Safewords

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012 from 7pm to 9pm: Sex Toys 101